DO YOU NEED THE WALKMAN…
by Darrin Jeziorski

CAN YOU TASTE THE LIFEFORCE IN THIS ORGANIC TOMATO?

WHAT ARE YOU…DEAF?

’75 BLUE NOVA WITH PLAIN INTERIOR
MINT CONDITION

…PERVERT?
I USED TO BE A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER.

GRAMPS
…AH…

HONEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO CUT THE CORD?
YA…OK, AHH, MAYBE NOT.

I THINK MY DAD IS BURIED AT A CEMETERY NEAR THAT FACTORY. (CORN PRODUCTS CO.)

DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE ONLY TWO MAN-MADE STRUCTURES VISIBLE FROM SPACE?

HEY, IS THAT YOUR DRIVESHAFT?
…I REALLY THINK YOU NEED THAT. YE..YEAH.
PROBABLY.
…ARE YOU SURE?
DAMN.