Scary Movies
by Linda Moy

Final Destination
Oh man…why did I watch this??

Dear God! What the hell was that?!
Geez…I’m glad I caught my heart before it fell out.

What was that shadow? Am I seeing things or something?

Jesus, you scared the crap outta me!! I coulda died of a heart attack!!
Why are you sitting here alone? It’s late. Go to bed.

Oh, God!! It’s in the closet…what was that sound…[PANTS] Okay, Linda, just close your eyes…what if they come and get me then…