Today is...

Bad hair day! Oh No! During a routine safety inspection of the ViscoGoo downstream processing plant, I fell into a vat of concentrated dichloroacetic acid. Fortunately I was wearing my safety goggles (as I always do in the chemical plant). But that horrid noxious liquid seeped through my lab coat before I could paddle my way to the rim of the vat, and my fur has the frizzies from head to toe. I tried comb-through fur conditioning gel, Furrific brand shampoo and even an ultrasonic detangling brush. But nothing works, and I'm still wheezing. Oh woe is me!