Today is...
Bad hair day! Oh No!
During a routine safety inspection of the ViscoGoo downstream processing
plant, I fell into a vat of concentrated dichloroacetic acid.
Fortunately I was wearing my safety goggles (as I always do
in the chemical plant).
But that horrid noxious liquid seeped through my lab coat
before I could paddle my way to the rim of the vat,
and my fur has the frizzies from head to toe.
I tried comb-through fur conditioning gel,
Furrific brand shampoo and even an ultrasonic detangling brush.
But nothing works, and I'm still wheezing.
Oh woe is me!