| Drinks per hour | You feel | Symptoms |
|---|---|---|
| <1 drink per hour | Fine | Nothing anyone can see |
| 1 - 2 drinks per hour | Happy | Euphoria or giddiness Increased sociability Loss of inhibitions |
| >2 drinks per hour | Sloppy | Poor memory Slurred speech Clumsiness |
| 3-4 drinks per hour | Loaded | Drowsiness Disorientation Nausea and vomiting Exaggerated emotions (“I Love You”) |
| >4 drinks per hour | Trashed | Stupor Vomiting Incontinence |
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